We’re Klassy

Upon reading that a certain blogger earns $40k a MONTH in ad revenue, Misses Laci and Lucy and I began discussing what we would do to earn that amount of money. I asked if Mr. Fab would pay that much to look at our boobies. Laci concurred. Lucy went a step further and said she would let Mr. Fab titty fuck her. But only once a month.

Yeah, we’re cheap bitches.

Whatev.

OK people, here it is.  I’m going to write this off the top of my head, seat of my pants type.  So if it’s jumbled, deal with it or email me for clarification.

We went bowling.  Three Indy people showed up, CBFI1, his friend M and Creepy Guy.  Miss Laci said her gaydar went off with M, but not CBFI1.  This is good!

We then had to pick teams and what not.   I immediately asked M to be on our team and he said yes.  Then I asked CBFI1 to be on our team and he said yes.   Turns out we were doing teams of 3, so I was on the team with GB and BC, right next to the Miss Laci, CBFI1 and M.

We had such a blast bowling.  We all sucked ass at it, but it sure was fun!  M got a turkey (three strikes in a row for those of you non-bowler types) and I made him do the turkey dance.  LOL

After bowling, we went to a little sports bar near the fair grounds.   We had a great time there and here is a conversation between myself and M, when CBFI1 went to the restroom.

me:   “I’ve developed a bit of a crush on your friend.  Is he gay?”

M:   “Who?  CBFI1?  I don’t think so.  We met at church.”

me:  “Well that’s good to know!  I like him.”

M:  (while holding his glass of Pepsi up) ”Here’s to crushes, girl.”

And we clinked his glass with my beer bottle neck.

Miss Laci says CBFI1 kept looking at me and sneaking peaks.   I don’t mind that cause I find it difficult to NOT just blatantly stare at the guy.

I then continued giggling every few minutes and whispering to Miss Laci and “I can’t believe I did that.  Holy shit!  I can’t believe I said that to M.”  She couldn’t believe it either.

My assumption that he’s gay may have been wrong.  I called GB after dropping Miss Laci off and he said that CBFI1 seemed to be interested in me as well.  We shall see.  GB then told me that he seemed to think I would be more going for the bad boy image, much like CBFI2.  I told him I normally do, but since I’m looking for some changes, I decided to focus on guys who not only physically attracted me, but attracted me spiritually and intellectually as well.    He liked that answer.

I’m going to finish my beer, cuddle my puppies and giggle some more cause, “I can’t believe I did that!”

Until next time….

Hopefully this will be me by the time I have to come back to work on Tuesday.

Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!

My friend Deb called me tonight to see how things were going with MM.

I recapped the weekend’s date and mentioned that I kept my pants on all evening.

Dead silence, then a shriek: “YOU HAVEN’T GIVEN IT UP YET????”

Umm yeah.

Then again, Deb’s right to be surprised. The girl knows me well.

When did Prince Harry become the hotter brother? Srsly.

Picture stolen borrowed from Perez.

As everyone knows, we (the bitches) are congregating in Miss Monique’s city this weekend.  As everyone ALSO knows, there is a CBFI whom I met in Lexington at the GA convention.

I’ve been trying to figure out a way to meet this guy again and maybe exchange phone numbers, emails, etc.  I liked him.  Obviously.

Today, I called the hotline up there to find out what meetings are where this weekend.  There is a 5pm Sunday night meeting.   It ends at 6:30pm.   Anyway, back to the point.  I called their hotline number for information and they listed a guy named Mike on there if you had any other questions.   Well I met a Mike in Lexington so I wanted to 1) find out exactly where this meeting is 2) if it’s an open or closed meeting and 3) if this was the Mike I met (cause he’s hot too).  

As we were chatting and he was going over the meeting information with me, I asked him if he was the Mike I met in Lexington.  He said that he was not.  I then told him that I met a Mike, CBFI (his real name is only known to mah bitches) and a Chuck.  Well this Mike informed me that all three of those people I listed go to the Sunday evening meeting.

Here is my chance, my friends.  My chance to meet CBFI on comfortable ground (comfortable for both of us).  Now the question remains, do I take this chance or do I leave it to fate?

Oh, and this Mike that I talked to today was REALLY cool and REALLY gay, so he and I will get along fantastically.  However, he won’t be in Indy this weekend, he’s going to Miami.  Bitch.

Thanks Yoshi for pointing to me this at Daniel’s site.

OMG!! Jane Fonda just said the word ‘cunt’ during a live interview on The Today Show. Meredith Viera looked like she wanted to die right there on the spot. I’m hunting for a video clip of it - as soon as I find it, you know I will post it.

UPDATE! I FOUND THE CLIP! Yay for Perez Hilton!