We’re Klassy

Upon reading that a certain blogger earns $40k a MONTH in ad revenue, Misses Laci and Lucy and I began discussing what we would do to earn that amount of money. I asked if Mr. Fab would pay that much to look at our boobies. Laci concurred. Lucy went a step further and said she would let Mr. Fab titty fuck her. But only once a month.

Yeah, we’re cheap bitches.

Whatev.

Pouring Bacardi from a big jug of rum into a cup meant to hold coffee creamer into a smaller Bacardi bottle so the guy you’re dating doesn’t think you are a total lush when you show up with bottle in hand.

He doesn’t need to know I drank an entire bottle of this stuff a few months ago.

{I still snicker every time I call Kentucky “KY”. Sue me.}

I am home from work and getting some laundry done so I can pack for my trip! Yay!! My plans for tomorrow are to SLEEP. IN. Then, up, dressed and out the door by 10am (CST). I need to go get my oil changed and get new wipers for my car (can’t imagine it will take long at Wal-Mart on a weekday morning) and then I am on the road! Miss Sodapop is being baptized this weekend and I am honored that she asked me to attend her baptism. Miss Monique is driving down from Indianapolis and once Miss Laci gets off work Friday night, she is going to join us at Soda’s apartment.

Look out girls, here I come!

I’m sure most of you have seen this already, but that’s okay. It’s for Lisa.

Miss Ann is rallying the troops to send Lisa and her family to Disneyland. No donation is too small. You’ll find all the information you need here.

Remember, it’s all for her.

OK people, here it is.  I’m going to write this off the top of my head, seat of my pants type.  So if it’s jumbled, deal with it or email me for clarification.

We went bowling.  Three Indy people showed up, CBFI1, his friend M and Creepy Guy.  Miss Laci said her gaydar went off with M, but not CBFI1.  This is good!

We then had to pick teams and what not.   I immediately asked M to be on our team and he said yes.  Then I asked CBFI1 to be on our team and he said yes.   Turns out we were doing teams of 3, so I was on the team with GB and BC, right next to the Miss Laci, CBFI1 and M.

We had such a blast bowling.  We all sucked ass at it, but it sure was fun!  M got a turkey (three strikes in a row for those of you non-bowler types) and I made him do the turkey dance.  LOL

After bowling, we went to a little sports bar near the fair grounds.   We had a great time there and here is a conversation between myself and M, when CBFI1 went to the restroom.

me:   “I’ve developed a bit of a crush on your friend.  Is he gay?”

M:   “Who?  CBFI1?  I don’t think so.  We met at church.”

me:  “Well that’s good to know!  I like him.”

M:  (while holding his glass of Pepsi up) ”Here’s to crushes, girl.”

And we clinked his glass with my beer bottle neck.

Miss Laci says CBFI1 kept looking at me and sneaking peaks.   I don’t mind that cause I find it difficult to NOT just blatantly stare at the guy.

I then continued giggling every few minutes and whispering to Miss Laci and “I can’t believe I did that.  Holy shit!  I can’t believe I said that to M.”  She couldn’t believe it either.

My assumption that he’s gay may have been wrong.  I called GB after dropping Miss Laci off and he said that CBFI1 seemed to be interested in me as well.  We shall see.  GB then told me that he seemed to think I would be more going for the bad boy image, much like CBFI2.  I told him I normally do, but since I’m looking for some changes, I decided to focus on guys who not only physically attracted me, but attracted me spiritually and intellectually as well.    He liked that answer.

I’m going to finish my beer, cuddle my puppies and giggle some more cause, “I can’t believe I did that!”

Until next time….

As you all know, I went to Indy last weekend to go to a GA function, hang out with Miss Monique and to see CBFI.

It turned out that CBFI is now CBFI1 and there’s a CBFI2 up there.  CBFI2 is just dangerous and that total bad boy image.  My sponsor here called him “the hook up guy.”  I told him that’s exactly what CBFI2 is!   The totally unapproachable, bad boy, hot man who is a player and is good for just one thing.  hehe

CBFI1 confused the shit outta me, which if you read The Soda Stand, you already know this.  Here’s some more confusion for you.

When I got back Sunday, I emailed CBFI1 with a flier for the bowling day we are doing down here in the Ville tomorrow.   I asked him to print it or announce it at their meetings up there.  I just now got a response from him last night after I went to sleep (so I read it this morning.)   Said he needs to check his email more often, said he had a lot of fun and then said he would see if he could get some people together for coming down here for the bowling thing.  Pfft.  We’ll see.

I’m actually curious to see if he brings his friend M, who is NOT in GA, and who is obviously gay.   I’ll let ya’ll know if they show up to bowling.  Miss Laci is going with me to the bowling thing.

I talked to my BFF in Vegas last night and was telling her about everything going on.  She asked me if my gaydar went off around CBFI1 and I said no, it really didn’t go off.  I told her I was confused and it even confused Miss Monique.   Miss Monique and I are both very gay friendly and we have excellent gaydars.   Neither of us were really alerted to a gayness about him.   Just something nagging at me.

Now that I’ve rambled on three of the four blogs I write on, I’m going to go get ready for work.  Can you say procrastination my friends?  LOL

Until next time…

Hopefully this will be me by the time I have to come back to work on Tuesday.

Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!

My friend Deb called me tonight to see how things were going with MM.

I recapped the weekend’s date and mentioned that I kept my pants on all evening.

Dead silence, then a shriek: “YOU HAVEN’T GIVEN IT UP YET????”

Umm yeah.

Then again, Deb’s right to be surprised. The girl knows me well.

When did Prince Harry become the hotter brother? Srsly.

Picture stolen borrowed from Perez.